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malicemidnight:

sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

fUC K

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD

(Source: fartgallery, via wine-and-lightning)

— 9 hours ago with 305232 notes

noveltastic:

"DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"

(via dervlaaaarghhhh)

— 19 hours ago with 61484 notes

factoseintolerance:

beeishappy:

TCR | 2013.08.01 Grab-Ask 5800: Stephen devises a system to help navigate the sexual rules of a modern workplace.

Can’t post this moment too many times.

(via thijnofant)

— 21 hours ago with 51156 notes

dveon:

trying to make new friends

image

(via hanniballecters)

— 1 day ago with 122778 notes

i finally watched season 6 and i need to break stuff now

— 1 day ago
#rupaul  #rupaulsdragrace 

gemmacorrell:

More Skycats (my monthly comic for Emirates Airlines Open Skies magazine) - view more HERE
— 1 day ago with 6420 notes
everyonedies:

dictatorboy:

My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him

ARE YOU SERIOUS

everyonedies:

dictatorboy:

My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him

ARE YOU SERIOUS

(Source: protoni, via she-is-his-impossible-girl)

— 1 day ago with 141655 notes

its-awesome-turtle-time:

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s  name is  meatloaf

and hes just been sitting there with the money between his paws for who knows how long

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

— 1 day ago with 710496 notes

iforgothowtonormal:

idk how and when but these makeup transformations are a thing now and they’re killing me

(via ihopeyousmilewithme)

— 1 day ago with 34441 notes

whitegirlsaintshit:

kumasenpai:

Just swagged on everyone.

ok, I see you Charlie, even though you got on plaid bermuda shorts

(Source: sizvideos, via ihopeyousmilewithme)

— 1 day ago with 255882 notes